A Raven's Musings Introduction

Ok, I know the skit kind of sucked ass, but it was my first attempt EVER at writing a comedy skit never MIND actually trying to make it sound funny. But I figured I would give it a try after running across this little site called Sims on stage. Quite a cool little site I must say (http://www.simsonstage.ea.com/) if you want to check it out and try your hand at any of the various creative performance options they have available to you there. Anyway...I hope you like the skit, but please remember, it is my very first ever attempt at comedy, so be kind. lol.

Raven

random funny pictures

Is this what Bush had in mind when he said "Homeland security" Protecting America!
Now THAT'S what I call a wood!

This guy has the right idea!
For the bride that expects ALOT of fun on the honeymoon!
This is why you should never fart in a wet suit!
Gives new meaning to the term couch potato.

funny comments heard from patients of a proctologist

[A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies.]

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"