-The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
-I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
-Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
-I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
-I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
-What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
-I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
-I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
-I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
-It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
-Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
-No, my powers can only be used for good.
-How about never? Is never good for you?
-I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
-You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
-I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
-I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
-I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
-Who me? I just wander from room to room.
-My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
-It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
-At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
-You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
-I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
-Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
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